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Thursday, 8 August 2013

ANKARA by SOARS!!!

You can know all about Ankara by Soars just click HERE... One word to describe their products is STUNNING! and yes,  every accessory you are about to witness is made from our own Ankara!!! Someone read the previous POST and said this about ABS and I quote " That SOARS ish, totally Awesome!".. There's bags, slippers, bangles, neck piece, Note books! *ah!* even bow ties *na wa ooo* all for you! who says you can't come out in style looking all African????   happy viewing!!!









 hmmmm! cool stuffs right??? you could place orders for these stuffs or even apply to learn how to make these accessories! yes! the date of the seminar is August 17 2013! by 9:am at MADAM TINUBU HALL, UNILAG Reg fee is 11,000 Naira only... remember you can place order for these cool accessories and more, just contact the manufacturers now!
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Bless!!







Did i mention that the brains behimg Ankara by SOARS are twin??? *God give me brilliant twin o! Amen*
Remember you can contact the brains behind these accessories for yours now... Just call 08182398122 08187823194... Cheers!

TITLE THIS READER'S PIECE...

Yet another faithful follower decides to test her writing ability and sent this piece to me, and yes! in the same faith I have decided to put it up for everyone to see... And please don't forget to title it before you leave... ;)

This may scare you
 Amaze you
 Surprise you 
or Arouse you
 But whatever it does 
Just follow me down.
 .............................. 
Letters and numbers Which do you prefer? 
Well,I'll choose letters Cos even though they Are numbered,
they Outnumber their makers 
And the letters makes up The word number
. .................................


There are 26 letters And many numbers 
Yet,I like the number 4 And four letters 
Wanna know 'em n why I like them?
 ............................. 
A B C D E F G H I J
 K L M N O P Q R S 
T U V W X Y Z 
................................


 K L M N my 4 letters 
These letters rule the world 
Even Jesus was sold by one Of these four letters 
 S U P R I S E D ? 
Like I said, I love number 4 
So I'll make four letter words With those four letters.
 L E T'S GO................. 
K.................................KISS 
L..................................LOVE 
M..................................MISS 
N...................................NEED 
Although the K comes before the L 
The L is normally comes before the K Ok. 
Lemme talk to the guys 
              You Need her" 
She's not there so 
              You Miss her" 
That's. Just because 
              You Love her" 
And when u find her 
              You Kiss her" 
Thus,the cycle goes on and on 
In case you didn't notice 
Miss and Kiss just exchanged one 
Letter for the other and oh oh.. 
There's L in Letter and N in Numbers 
Loooooooooooool It's K. L. M N

THE THINGS I WANT TO SAY 

Tuesday, 23 July 2013

HURT ME TOMORROW

Hey! look who's here???
*clears throat* yeah yeah its me Seyi! and I've got something to say
this one was inspired by Juliet and yes of course K'NAAN again.. Cheers! 


Now I was in a convo with Juliet about anger and how she controls hers and it went down like this ...

Me: What kind of things could get you angry?

Juliet: I hardly get angry, I can always control my anger

Me: and when you can't cos we all have elastic limits

Juliet: I spill but its rare, I always tell myself that anger lies in the bosom of fools

Me:  Hm!

Juliet:  I'm not a fool and that alone puts me in check

Me:   That's a good way to control your anger plus its biblical

Juliet: Outside being biblical, when we are angry, we misbehave, we do stupid things that ordinarily we wouldn't do! that's the foolishness!
         
                              LAZY HUMANS WANTED

  
juliet  

        
Never put yourself in a place were you can be hurt
you can avoid being hurt yeah and if you can control your anger
you can avoid hurting people

Read this piece by K'NAAN, all the best!


This aint a good time
but when is it ever?
I know the perfect time
but baby that's never
so don't you dare leave me now
throw my heart on the ground
for tonight aint the night for sorrow
but you can hurt me tomorrow
okay its on you!

curled from HURT ME TOMORROW By K'NAAN

Friday, 14 June 2013

PUN by Temile Gilbert

I write not because I want to
I smile not because I should
I love not because it's compulsory
You are reading not because you are forced to
You are wondering what he is doing
Not because words are placed in front of you
hmmmmm....

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I got you in a state of suspense
Now you thinking what else is he going to say
How will his mindset be as he is trying to get into my head
I'll keep on fighting...striving
jeezzzz...don't go there
Invading through my space like it's free land..
Sure has a price 4 everything
But on this u have no claim
Now I just moved your mind out of the normal story-line
Perception....mindset....

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I laugh now because I feel fulfilled
Smile now because I’m getting to you.....
I’ll keep on writing because your mindset and perception
Still gives me a reason to go on
on and on....
till d ink is done....
although not like back in the days
now technology's taken over
ruling and cutting through time like a sharp sword
I take a deep breath seeing as it goes..
knowing it will never remain the same
madly in love with the concept that it is so inevitable
hahahahahaha

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I rest my case
as they say in court
but we all claim YOLO
like it's a new fact
did u ever think you'll live twice?????
surely questions come to mind..
now I’m wondering...
I ponder..
can it b possible????
is it that our level of imagination is hiding facts from us?
But I think my mind is made up...
I see the light now...
it never was about that statement..
never will...
sure was fun..
while it lasted...
but right now...all I can say with confidence is...
ASTA LA VISTA
Cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr Gills

Wednesday, 5 June 2013

The new “GENERAL” Language :) by Freshoeas

LMAO!!! what do I got to say? This is just one funny and extremely creative write up! you just cant beat it, (If you think you can then good for you) or better still send me your own write up so I get it published for others to rate it ;) Remember to share this so your friends and peeps would reach it too and don't forget to rate this work... Erm try not to get confused! If you do, just start all over again... Enjoy... Cheers!



The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of negotiations, her Majesty Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

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In the first year, “s” will be used instead of the soft “c”. Sertainly, sivil servants will reseive this news with joy. Also, the hard “c” will be replased with “k”. Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.
 
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome “ph” will be replased by “f”. This will make words like “fotograf” 20 per sent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always been a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent “e”s in the languag is disgraful, and they would go.

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By the forth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” by “z” and “w” by “v”. During ze fifz year ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz year, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trobls or difikultis and evrivum vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru..

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Saturday, 1 June 2013

MUSIC OF THE DAY: K'NAAN - WITH GOD ON OUR SIDE

K'NAAN


K'NAAN recorded the above song which is the cover of one Bob Dylan's "With God on our side" . He did the song, with substantially new lyrics, with his own desperate wartime childhood history woven into it.


It’s a movie and the whole world is viewing it
And the popcorn is dreams torn, but we’re always chewing it.
(They said) Design’s by God but the costumes by the devil
And the screenplay is adapted from a book that’s embezzled.
This is where I grew up.
This is where I grew proud.
This is where neighbors never say music is too loud.
This is where the streets have no name, but they have history.
This is loss is victory.

Oh my name it ain’t nothing; my age it means less.
The country I come from could be like the rest.
I was taught and brought up there, laws to abide
And the land that I live in has God on his side.

I was young; I grew. I could tie my shoe.
I was blind, but I knew that I would always see blue.
Blue seas I see through on the bottom I’ll meet you
And when we come up for a breath would you mind if I kiss you?
Childhood came up for the kiss, but it slips its pain in with mist
And the sunny skies came and I missed it,
Vanished and windswept.
Landed and we slept in the arms of convenience, blanket obedience.

Now the Somali-American
War had its day
And the Civil War too was soon laid away
And the names of our warlords
I was made to memorize.
With guns in their hands, they said,
God’s on their side.
I had an undying wish to keep from dying.
I had an untimely hitch keep me from climbing
But I climbed the hitch itself and I tried flying.
I had an uprising in my soul.
The left was fight in the right
And the right was fight in the light
And the light was blind in the night
And the night woke up in tears
When my fingers went to wipe them
They became a poem but to write them
They would have to speak tears in another language
That would take years.
So now as I’m leavin’
I’m weary as Hell
The confusion I’m feelin’
Ain’t no tongue can tell
The words fill my head
And fall to the floor
If God’s on your side then, would you ever need war?

Thursday, 30 May 2013

DOWNLOAD DHOLEz - INSANE

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Yet another wonderful song you'll surely find interesting. Fasuyi Oladapo AKA DHOLEz who is the brain behind this wonderful piece hails from Ondo state and schools in University of Ado Ekiti...
Insane is so different from what you've been hearing and every true lover of music would appreciate this work like I do... Wonderful latino flavor and a message that relates to so many people around us...  "so much efforts and very little to show for it" Insane is a wonderful blend of the yoruba language and English... (I'm proud to be a yoruba boy :D) Go get it and you'll be glad you did... Cheers!!!

"the story of my life
is driving me insane..." *hummimg the rest*

Download  INSANE


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